A deep, throaty voice
I was standing at the supermarket checkout poised to pay for a few hurriedly grabbed items that by some miracle would have to turn into tea in the 45 minutes between my son’s athletics and my daughter’s piano lesson.
His voice was deep and throaty: “Madam, would you like my club card points?”
I looked up to find the owner of the voice – a handsome 30-something man in a smart navy suit and aquamarine shirt with eyes to match – looking at me expectantly. I swallowed hard. I was out of my depth…
Out of my comfort zone
It’d been a while since I’d been addressed by a man of any age who wasn’t related to me or trying to sell me something. It also had genuinely never occurred to me that there might be people on this planet who didn’t find accumulating club card points as deeply thrilling as I did.
“Uh… OK. I mean yes, please. I’d love that!” I mumbled.
I handed over my keys blindly to the stranger, our fingers touching briefly, and he gave it to the cashier who swiped the key fob without question, oblivious to the fact that I was socially way out of my comfort zone.
Had I been chatted up?
Blue eyes flashed a smile and he was gone, leaving me to gather my shopping bags, children and galloping thoughts.
I’m aware that most people – apart from other 40-something mums – will find this tragic, but this little episode stirred something in me, which probably should have been left unstirred.
Had I just been chatted up? Why hadn’t the lovely young man offered his points to the builder at the counter on his other side? Why did he choose me?
My inner voice awoke from her slumber: “Or is it because your strained face and tired clothes suggested that you really needed the points. You were his good deed of the day.”
The truth was it’d been a while since I’d been chatted up. It was a good seven years ago when a quite inebriated man who claimed to have Italian mafia connections, instructed the barman at the village pub to send over a drink. The barman had to repeat it three times before I believed him.
And when an ex-colleague told me over the phone that I was much more beautiful in real life than the photograph on my website, I giggled nervously, even though I knew he was simply trying to tell me subtly that it was not cool to use a photograph of your 20-year-old self when you’re nearly double that age. My inner voice almost wet herself laughing.
Affairs: no, attention: yes
It’s not that I’m hankering after an affair or even a free drink (though I might be persuaded on the second one), but a bit of male attention – other than: “What’s for tea?” wouldn’t go amiss.
My encounter had just brought it home to me again that men – other than my husband and sons- had completely disappeared off my radar like a plane falling from the sky.
My wildest fantasies about men– other than the ones involving my husband (and they deserve their own blog post…ha ha) – can be summarised as: “I really hope those strong hands and muscular arms will be able to fix the washing machine.”
When was the last time I stole a second glance at a passing pair of solid shoulders or solicited a wolf-whistle from even the roughest workman on the street?
Once you’re on the wrong side of 40 and especially if have that weary-eyed mum-of-three look in your eyes and telltale layers around your waist, you’re blanked by the majority of English men over the age of four.
(This is different in Europe, in my experience, where a full-bodied woman past her sell-by date can still raise an appreciative glance. They like their wine older too.)
But perhaps I’d underestimated English men all along. I’d been thinking of things I should have said to Blue Eyes: “What is your club card total?” or “You can swipe my club card again any time. ” – I’m still working on it.
Meanwhile, I’m thinking of taking some initiative and might just offer to share my points with some poor unsuspecting man on my next shopping trip.
When was the last time someone of the opposite sex tried to chat you up – or even just noticed you? How did you react?by
Hilarious and no, I have absolutely no idea how to flirt! Have been married over 20 years now though, so that’s probably why! The closest I probably get is wishful thinking than about Enrique Iglesias lyrics on my iPod – I can disappear into a world all of my own for quite some time!
Not proud of myself, but past caring!
Oooh I know. Enrique does that to me too. We must be a very similar age.
er yes, something similar happened the other week, but outside a pub.
I was in the car, window down, sun streaming in. It was the end of the week, pub buzzing with youngsters after work, enjoying the warm sunny evening. I longingly looked across at them all, laughing in the evening sun, having a drink after work on a Friday night… I think of my own situation. I had abandoned the kids at home, tea was simmering away on the stove, as I’d dashed out, and was waiting for hubbie to arrive off the bus, from the airport.
Gone are the days of the romantic “meet and greet” at the airport. Now he gets the airport bus to the village that drops him at the pub. I then collect him there for the 5 minute drive home.
Whilst sitting, watching the road for the imminent arrival of the bus, a rather drunk guy thought I was waving at him, but I was actually just re-adjusting my hair off my tired face. He sauntered over, and said “hello”. All of a fluster I really did not know how to respond. No guy ever says “hello” to be me these days.
I said nothing, too shocked to respond.
“Be a doll and give me a lift home will you? I only live up the road” he slurred. “I’ll pay you the value of this car” he added hopefully. I had driven in the old girl, the battered old Volvo Estate that was starting to groan each time I took her out on the road. I considered the offer only momentarily and hurriedly pointed the car in the direction of the main road as the bus pulled in and deposited hubbie on the pavement…
It’s such a rare event that you’re completely stumped for words, isn’t it? Very funny!
so funny! and I can so relate! Just returned from a short break in Portugal with my girl friend and it was like being back in my twenties. So much male attention (all completely innocent, mind you) but such fun! (we are well in our forties) A bit of flirting is sure good for the soul. #pocolo
That’s how I feel every time I go to France. Just gives you that little skip in your step doesn’t it. Definitely good for the soul!
Great, hilarious and so true. “I really hope those strong hands and muscular arms will be able to fix the washing machine.” I’m still drying (laughing) tears.
It’s a bid sad, really, isn’t it?
lol i love it i think i would of wet my pants!! its been a while since i was even noticed by a member of the male variety! lol
Not sure I was noticed for right reasons – but felt good anyway.
Chatted up??????? I seem to recall that this was something that used to happen once……….. but I cannot seem to remember when it last happened……….. he was definitely chatting you up hun – your own brief encounter…….. x
You think? Ooooooo! How exciting. Have been popping into supermarket a little too frequently over last few days!
Flirt – maybe, think I might have been chatted up at work last week, older strange man – noway. And I’m certainly not afraid of a spot of flirting to get my own way whatever the situation, harmless fun really.
However, had your question been “can you still dance?” Unequivocally the answer is no, I definitely left all rhythmic skills in the birthing suite!
Loved the post
Dancing – there’s something I haven’t attempted for a long time. Might go and have a go – in the name of research for my next post!
I have to admit to loving a bit of a flirt! A couple of weeks ago – whilst I had my driving instructor sign on the roof – I went into a garage and a young man said to me ‘I wish you’d been my instructor’ so I quipped back ‘I would’ve made sure you knew how to use the gear stick! ;)’ no harm done, just makes you feel good! I told Ross and he thought it was funny and made him feel good too. Thanks for linking x
Very funny. I’m going to have to practise my lines!
This made me laugh! I love it when it happens, perhaps because it doesn’t happen half as much as it used to!
I know what you mean – it doesn’t happen nearly enough any more. I’ve become quite a grump – to be honest.
never? had quite a few similar situations myself!
glad to have found your blog