I´m typing this post on a German keyboard which annozinglz swaps the y and z, so bear with me till I get the hang of it.
This summer holidaz report is brought to you, not from mz deckchair on the beach in the Caribbean, but seated amidst stuffed animals, and plastic pot plants in a black leather armchair in my father-in-law´s study.
We are spending the first few days of our summer break
trapped in a forgotten little outpost in Northern Germany called Ennigerloh, where my husband spent the first 18 years of his life (which explains quite a lot.)
The little village in Munsterland best known for its gigantic cement factory, does not feature on Tripadvisor as a sought after holiday destination (in fact it doesn´t feature at all – surprisingly…) so I wasn´t exactly counting the days.
Holiday is a state of mind
But a friend once told me that a holiday is a state of mind and has nothing to do with the destination, so I was determined to see a different side of Ennigerloh this time. And, believe it or not, the little Cinderella town has seduced us with its charms over the past few days.
Spaß (fun) in the Freibad (open air pool)
The fact that we find ourselves in the midst of a stifling heat wave perforated by the odd spectacular thunderstorm means we´re spending a lot of time at the Freibad. The open air public swimming pool, of which almost every German town boasts one, puts our drab leisure centre pools to shame.
The Freibad – almost every village has one – which costs 2 pounds (can´t find pound sign on this computer) to enter, is as close to a children´s paradise as you can get. My older two spend hours jumping from the 5m, 3m and 1m diving boards into the sparkling Olympic-sized pool in Oelde, a neighbouring town. I even managed the 3m jump after holding up the queue of German children for 20 minutes to much ridicule from my husband and hysterics from my children.
Max, 4, meanwhile has two smaller pools with sprinklers and slides to choose from. Luscious lawns and huge trees surround the pools with (towel-free) deck chairs and picnic spots as far as the eye can see. (Obviously the Germans are more chilled about deck chairs at home than when they are on holiday)
Competitive water polo
The children took part in an organised water polo tournament with local children and soon started shouting to team mates in German after realising that was the only way to get their hands on the ball. The game took quite a serious turn after the dads, including my aggressively competitive husband, joined in.
A young reporter from the local newspaper: Die Glocke was on standby to photograph the holiday fun, so my husband (who can´t resist a bit of limelight) and children may have made the news in his hometown.
A stretch of sand dotted with beach baskets – as they´re called in German – wooden two-man seats with canvas awning overhead and footrest, an invitation for stressed-out parent souls to relax while the children get to grips with a variety of water pumps and wheels. A permanent outdoor table tennis table and giant chess board and squeaky clean changing rooms and showers make this one of the best pools I´ve ever been to.
Spaghetti ice cream anyone?
Famished after several hours in the water, we hit the Venetian Eiskafe – an Italian ice-cream parlour distinctly out of place in the industrial heartland of Germany – for generous plates of spaghetti eis: spaghetti-shaped ice-cream drizzled with strawberry sauce and topped with smarties. I enjoy a cream-laced iced coffee with enough calories to last me until Christmas.
German children are well-catered for – the playgrounds are creative masterpieces, testament to imagination that the nation is not usually credited for. Drawbridges, towers and castles with twisted slides and tunnels can be found in every village.
Paradise for cyclists
Unlike at home, where we are too scared to venture out on our bicycles as a family, Germany is a cyclist´s paradise. Cycle routes and lane criss-cross the town and take you across acres of stretched out rural fields under glorious open skies. Everyone aged between 4 and 94 uses this as a mode of transport and I can vouch for its safety, even after a few glasses of Schnapps.
My husband and I cycled 10kms to a restaurant in a nearby village overlooking a lake, for a cocktail evening that could almost compete in terms of food, music and location with a Manhattan hotspot, if you ignore the local farmgirl out on the town dresscode and the perennial stereotype of socks with Birkenstock sandals, favourited by hardcore Germans. Tonight the plan is to cycle to a nearby beer garden for more Weiz-bier, a refreshing beer served with lemon slices.
After three days, I feel more relaxed than if I´d spent a week in Majorca. Whoever said Germans don´t know how to have fun?
How are you spending the first days of the summer holidays? Have you ever considered Germany for a family holiday? What were your impressions?by
This reminded me of the times when I worked as an au pair in Germany (only over a couple of summers during my university time). A great place for kids too – I agree. I spent a lot of time in the Freibad (s) and play parks…. x
We’re back now. Arrived in pouring rain of course – already missing the Freibad.
Und was macht Ihr für deinen Geburtstag?
Viel Spass und schöne Grüsse an deine Familie.
Hi! Gar nichts wahrscheinlich. Mein Mann auf reise nach Brazil und ich alleine mit drei kinder!!! What’s new?
Sounds fab, but the diving boards look scary!
I was absolutely terrified! But climbing down the ladder back down again was also quite scary so eventually jumped the 3m. There is no way I could ever do 5m!
I think my kids would really like the pools and playgrounds! No idea the German parks were so kid-friendly.
I tell you it’s a children’s paradise. A lot of fresh air and running around outside. Cycling also really safe everywhere. Great for children. I want to take them to Berlin next time – that’s where my husband and I met.
That sounds great. I dread to think how much more I’m spending to have some water slides next to our hotel in Menorca next month.
I know that thought did occur to me. We also usually pay way too much for things we think the kids might enjoy when actually as it turns out they probably loved this holiday much more. It does have the slight disadvantage (to me that is) of having in-laws around all the time… ha ha.
I have to admit to never having been to Germany and this looks fab! I love the idea of the spaghetti ice cream and those pools look fab. Thanks for sharing with PoCoLo x
Spaghetti ice-cream is sinful, but divine. My little one had a gummi-bear one while the other two had smarties on theirs. Actually a lot of cream in all the German food. Tried to find a ready-made pasta or other salad without cream to go with BBQ – but to no avail, everything smothered in cream sauce.
Thank you for the nice and friendly post. It’s nice to read about Ennigerloh from an outside perspective. Deep in my heart I know Ennigerloh is beautiful but because I have the Freibad and even the ice cream parlor every day you get used to it and don’t really appreciate it.
Best wishes from Ennigerloh and enjoy your stay here
Hi Christian. Thanks for comment. You are very lucky to live in Ennigerloh. We love it!