Why we don’t need more advice from Sheryl Sandberg

Photograph of Whyishersostroppy holding hand up against Sheryl Sandberg

No more, please Sheryl Sandberg

Sheryl is the kind of woman who gets up my nose. I don’t so much resent that she’s loaded (400 million US Dollars), has the mother of all jobs (Facebook boss) and combines this with being a mum or even that she looks 10 years younger than me at the same age. (44)

Full of it 

What really bugs me is that she is so full of it. She just can’t stop rubbing our noses in it.  As if it’s not enough that she’s clearly made it big time, she can’t stop offering us pearls of wisdom on how we should all stop being such miserable failures and get this work/life balancing act sorted so we too could become millionaire superstars.

Her book Lean In warned that unless we lean into our careers when we start having babies, even if it takes breastfeeding during conference calls, we’ll never fulfill our potential. Well, thanks for that, Sheryl. See my thoughts on the book here.

Share the housework 

Her latest advice for working mums is even more enlightening.  Want to have it all? Just get your husband to do 50% of the household chores and child rearing. Simples.

This is according to her foreword in a new self-help book published in America (where else?): Getting to the 50/50: how working couples can have it all by sharing it all.

So the argument is that convincing men to share the chores provides women with more choices and benefits the men and kids too.  Although she and husband, Dave, “can afford exceptional childcare”, they still have difficult decisions about who will pick up the slack when the other can’t be there.

But they do aim for a 50/50 split (of the remaining 20% of duties presumably) because it’s fair and gives women more opportunities.

Really? To imagine anyone researching and writing a page, never mind a book about this, beggars belief. What exactly is there to research?

According to a report by the Institute for Public Policy Research, just 10% of men do an equal amount of housework as their wives.

So, let’s see: do you think these women have better chances than the 90% whose husbands come home, dump their shoes in the entrance and ask: “What’s for dinner, dear?” Uh… yes,  duh!

How to get him off the couch

What would be infinitely more useful would be if Sheryl and her coterie of friends in the banking sector tell us just HOW we should get the lazy, spoilt, selfish bastards off the couch and emptying the bin without turning the marriage into a daily episode from Married with Kids.

At this point, I should confess that my husband actually does quite a bit around the house. Not quite 50% – not even close, but a decent amount. This is because he’s German and because I’ve become less willing to be his slave for little or no appreciation through the years.

So he’s quite comfortable ironing his own shirts, making the children’s lunchboxes, unpacking the dishwasher and packing away clothes.

Now, if only he did his 35% chores and parenting properly, without me having to go around and redo it, I would probably be heading for my first million by now.

Domestic god – yes please

But in my experience our set-up is quite rare.

Some men, the majority – have no idea how to hang up washing, would never dream of ironing their shirts and would be surprised to find out that toilets don’t clean themselves.

And the women will moan to their friends about having to carry the can, but would not really expect their husbands to touch a duster or look after the children they helped produce.

As a columnist wrote in the Sunday Times this week: “He is not a domestic god. I did not marry him for his ability with a duster.” She says she doesn’t find him sexy in this role.

Really, darling? So, he must have married you for your ability with a duster then. Do you also have to wear a short little skirt and apron while you clean up after him? How very convenient for her husband.

Getting away with murder

My mouth often hangs open when clever women tell me what their husbands get away with at home. They work so hard, must let them play more golf, go to the pub more often, go for boys’ weekends away, while you stay home, clean the house and look after his children. Not something Sheryl and her mates would put up with, I can assure you. But then, that’s everyone’s personal choice, isn’t it.

There are many reasons why women choose to let their men off the hook when it comes to sharing housework and parenting responsibilities. Cultural beliefs, buying into chauvinistic values, perfectionism and a fear of confrontation or turning marriage into a constant battlefield being some of them.

Personal choice

Each to her own. Some marriages may be better off without screaming matches about whose turn it is to take the bins out. Some women may choose not to lean into their careers because spending time with their children when they are little is more important to them than a million dollars.

I wish someone would tell Sheryl Sandberg to mind her own business and that we’re actually doing OK. We don’t need her advice, but her next book is probably already with the publisher:

How to raise successful children in 15 seconds a day. 

How will we survive until then?

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20 thoughts on “Why we don’t need more advice from Sheryl Sandberg

  1. Cleopatra says...

    ‘I wish someone would tell Sheryl Sandberg to mind her own business and that we’re actually doing OK.’

    Actually, I think you’ve done that perfectly. I’m really hoping she Googles herself, as I’m sure she does (a lot), and your post comes up! Love it!

      1. Cleopatra says...

        It seems like every few years a ‘Sheryl’ comes along with their puke-worthy examples and tales of self-help. You just end up thinking ‘go boil your head why don’t you? You really are not helping.’ x

  2. nylonliving

    I find her so sanctimonious. Seriously, I’m sure she has an army of staff that prop up her appearance of the perfect life. Sort of like Gwyneth Paltrow. You’re right, I don’t need more privileged, skinny, rich women telling me why my life sucks relative to theirs.

  3. B

    “Some women may choose not to lean into their careers because spending time with their children when they are little is more important to them than a million dollars.”

    And some of the dads, too.

    Sometimes when I read about these pearls of wisdom it genuinely helps me become less jealous of others’ success. We all have our own priorities. I think as long as we’re setting them ourselves and making our choices and actions with our own priorities in mind, we’re as successful as we need to be.

    I’m sure Sheryl’s right that this is what it takes to follow her path, and maybe there’s somebody out there who is just now realising that they really want to do that and now they know how, but I think actually most people (male or female) are not really chasing the million bucks at the expense of a lot of what they’re doing right now.

    (Although I do think ideally men should be a bit more competent at home… whole nuther argument.)

  4. whyishersostroppy

    Thanks for stopping by. Same applies to dads as you say. So true about setting your own priorities and values and not be knocked off course by others.
    And YES dads should do more around house but they won’t if they’re not expected to.
    Thanks for stopping by.

  5. Sara (@mumturnedmom)

    What I find galling is the presumption that there is a simple solution to our, at times, complicated lives! I know if I had ‘help’ I could do a lot more with my days, but I choose to live the life I have, and I like it! I’m lucky, my husband does do (almost) his fair share – but at the moment, he’s working, I’m not – so I should/must do more in the house/with the kids than him, it’s not unequal, it’s reality :) #PoCoLo

  6. Family Roundabout

    I’ve looked at friends’ relationships in the past and wondered why they let their men get away with so much. I’ve realised that the balance in every relationship is different and what works for one might not for another. I’d never heard of Sheryl before reading ur post. I wish her every happiness. But what makes her happy would definitely not work for me.

  7. Ingrid

    Women like this Sheryl with their precious views of ‘how to have it all’ are such a waist of time. I think my ‘all’ is just so different from her’s….


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